Hmmm…
My people, na so I see my
celebrity crushes…
Na so I stand at attention
Na so my mouth no gree move
Na so I just dey look
Chai!
My brain no even boot to
take picture…
Na so I dull!
Ha-ha!
I wrote this poem on the
spur of writing this post.
I should actually give you
the gist…
Scene
1
I needed to use the ATM, so,
I decided to go the nearest one around my office, I said to myself ‘this won’t
take time, no need to carry phone’, that’s how I left my phone in the office oh.
I got to the ATM, there were
a couple of people, so I joined the queue, that’s how a black jeep rolled into
the parking lot.
Enter Nathaniel Bassey…
I opened my eyes with
surprise, (if you read my posts, you know Nathaniel is BAE!) and began to
wonder why no one was screaming and acting all giddy.
‘Is the ATM working’ he
asked. ME!!! He spoke to ME!!! I couldn’t even answer I just shook my head
because I was too mesmerised.
God bless you, I am your
number one fan, please place your hand on my head, I love you… These were the
things I wanted to say but my mouth and brain weren’t just cooperating.
Sigh…
And then he walked away.
That’s how I didn’t speak to
him, or even make a memory of the day with a picture. Sigh.
At least I have a blog, I’ll
write it here. Lol.
Scene
2
TyBello was speaking at an
event I attended.
It was a small event, yes,
the cream-de-la-crème
I said to myself ‘I’ll make
sure I ask a question, I’ll make sure I have a chat with her, I’ll make sure
she notices me’…
In the twinkle of an eye,
she was done with her session.
She didn’t ask for
questions, she just dropped mic and signaled to her team – they needed to
move.
I was still in shock; I
literally couldn’t move.
Then my siblings say, ‘let’s
go take picture with her’
I replied ‘what if she gives
us ela? Plus, I am shy jor’
They went, took the picture,
and she was gone.
Sigh…again…
That’s how I dulled two
times, if only I was bold!
Well, this post is to
inspire you; don’t be shy, be bold!
Next time, I won’t dull!
TheInspiredCutiee 😘
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