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I saw this tweet last week:
This vex money term annoys me mahn.
My own is, I don't see why you should ever leave your house when you are broke. Stay at home. Period.

I couldn't agree more.
 
If you are one of those people who (when I was younger my mom described them as people with pins on their behinds) can't sit in one place, (now I call them wakajube - I didn't come up with it oh, its what I heard my friends call them, lol) you might just land yourself in a place you won't be happy about.
 
Especially this Christmas period (yeah it doesn't seem like there is any form of celebration, well for me sha I don't know about you) there would be so many events. And some people have * in Kanu Nwako's voice* 'determined in their heart to attend them all'.  I give the people in this category three gbosas while raising both my hands in the air.
 
I'm not saying that there aren't OBOs, (omo baba olowos aka rich children) if you can afford it, why not???? This 'sermon' is however for those who can't afford it. My dear take a seat or two and 'shill' in your house. Issnor by force for you to go every where in the name of turn up. Can I get an Amen? Lol.

Before you think I'm a hypocrite; that I'll say don't turn up (which I didn't say biko; I said its not everything you should go for especially when you are broke) and in reality be turning up.
 
Lemme just say this- I like my house, in fact the mere art of ironing my clothes is a struggle. Then you'll now make me wear make-up and perfume!! Hayyy!! You have to be one of my favorite people for me to do that. My boss even invited the entire staff for Christmas turn up, I was just like I got plans. (something foamy and cool was calling *smiles sheepishly*)
 
So if I have money or not, turning up has been more of compulsion than actual interest.

Anyways, for those that would still turn up after my shalaye; I say have the most amazing time after all life is too short.
P.S: Christmas is this Friday.
Ahhn TGIF toh sure!! *wink wink*


With love, theInspiredCutiee

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